Our Ultimate song for the firstborn =)
Saturday, January 30, 2010
she's safe
Presenting my firstborn holding the bouquet of flowers given to me by my staff on my 32nd birthday. Look at how she has grown up. Where have all the years gone by? Sometimes, I feel a bit of nostalgia when I watch her sleep because. My baby has grown up. So as a parent, the best that I can do really is to make sure that she has a bright future ahead of her and what better way to do that but to check on life insurance rates so I can have her insured early on. I want her to have the best life so I'll make sure she gets that.
Friday, January 29, 2010
best divorce letters
As I was checking my emails while simultaneously reading on quick weight loss supplements and ideas, I chanced upon this letter that is trully hilarious. Read on!!!
Dear Wifey,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good husband to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. But, these last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal, & even wore a brand new pair of silk brief. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soap operas. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone!!
Your Ex-Husband
P.S.: Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter!
It's true that you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good husband is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soap operas on television so much because they drown-out your constant whining & griping (too bad that doesn't work). I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a monkey!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything, if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk brief: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.. After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for $10 million, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life as you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures that you won't get a dime from me.
So take care!
Signed,
Your Ex-Wifey, Rich As Hell and Free!!
P.S.: I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born as Carlo (man)..... ....I hope that's not a problem!!!
Dear Wifey,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good husband to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. But, these last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal, & even wore a brand new pair of silk brief. You ate in 2 minutes and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soap operas. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone!!
Your Ex-Husband
P.S.: Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter!
It's true that you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good husband is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soap operas on television so much because they drown-out your constant whining & griping (too bad that doesn't work). I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a monkey!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything, if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk brief: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.. After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for $10 million, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life as you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures that you won't get a dime from me.
So take care!
Signed,
Your Ex-Wifey, Rich As Hell and Free!!
P.S.: I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born as Carlo (man)..... ....I hope that's not a problem!!!
graceful exit
Have you ever heard of human growth hormone? Well, just like most of you, this is also my first time to be hearing of such. But I have read once that with aging comes technology on how to slow down and not stop or prevent, aging. There is actually an organization who has been there for years, that guides you in knowing everything you need to know about human growth hormone supplements and its anti-aging effects. You can read all about it in the website and call them if you have additional questions. It would be nice to age gracefully so why not get in touch with them?
Monday, January 25, 2010
what a bod!
These are my 2 dear friends at work who can vouch on how effective slimming wraps are. Just look at their sexy bods and you can tell for yourself. It's really true that it'll give you a fit, trimmed, and toned body in every area, helping you to burn over 1200 calories in one 50 minute session, reduce cellulite, improve blood circulation, relieve pain and muscle stiffness, and eliminate acne and psoriasis in all one. In short, it is mainly meant to promote weight loss, but has various other additional benefits. Can't wait to try it in 2 months!
to do to do to do!
Before eyeshut, and while I browse over some anti aging product for my mother in law, let me gather my thoughts and line up the things I need to do for tomorrow:
1. Ask the messenger to pay my credit card bill
2. Bring Lizzie to school.
3. Prepare Arthuz's clubhouse sandwhich, Lizzie's snacks and lunch.
4. Decide on where to go for my birthday dinner.
5. Start fixing baby, mommy and daddy bags.
6. Blog, Blog, Blog
7. Facebook please!
8. Finish pending writing assignments. When I say pending = overdue already!
9. Sleep early.
Accomplishing at least 6 out of the 9 tasks here will make me happy.
1. Ask the messenger to pay my credit card bill
2. Bring Lizzie to school.
3. Prepare Arthuz's clubhouse sandwhich, Lizzie's snacks and lunch.
4. Decide on where to go for my birthday dinner.
5. Start fixing baby, mommy and daddy bags.
6. Blog, Blog, Blog
7. Facebook please!
8. Finish pending writing assignments. When I say pending = overdue already!
9. Sleep early.
Accomplishing at least 6 out of the 9 tasks here will make me happy.
random thoughts
It's 11:30 and I need to sleep now. Why am I still wide awake???
I am so happy that I was able to clean up my office email and to top it all, was able to reply to important ones. I noticed that while I was doing that, my eyebrows are almost touching each other. Guess I need some of the anti wrinkle creams that they sell online.
I am eagerly and patiently waiting for Sky's coming... Wooooo!!!
Very relaxed mode. Maternity leave started today. Love it!
In 2 days, I will be 32. Why am I not excited? =)
I am so happy that I was able to clean up my office email and to top it all, was able to reply to important ones. I noticed that while I was doing that, my eyebrows are almost touching each other. Guess I need some of the anti wrinkle creams that they sell online.
I am eagerly and patiently waiting for Sky's coming... Wooooo!!!
Very relaxed mode. Maternity leave started today. Love it!
In 2 days, I will be 32. Why am I not excited? =)
go away fats!
One of the very first things that I am going to do right after I give birth and I am physically ready is to shed off these unwanted fats in my body. And what better way to do that but to ask hubby to get a nice, strudy and affordable treadmill for me. I was thinking that since I have a small baby under my wings, the chances of going to the gym is very slim so I scrapped that plan. I am planning to transform one of our extra rooms at home into a nice gym room not only for myself but for my husband and daughter as well. I will show you photos as soon as I am done with that plan. Tata!
Friday, January 22, 2010
family vacation
I wonder what happened to my friend's family vacation in Riviera Maya. She mentioned before they left that they were to stay in a place named Hidden Beach Resort. And I am so thrilled about her stories because she will be going there with just her husband (since they don't have kids as of yet). It says in their site that this is the only luxurious, all-inclusive nudist resort in the Mexican Caribbean, Hidden Beach is a secluded, adults-only property with 42 suites situated along the beach. Swim-up suites allow guests to step out of their room into a winding artificial river connecting to the main pool and swim up bar. All Suites offer air conditioning, ceiling fans, satellite TV, DVD and CD library, plush robes and 24-hour room service for private dining. Breakfast, lunch and dinner are also served at La Vista a’ la Carte restaurant where food is available from 6am to 2am. I a pretty sure they have enjoyed every bit of their stay there. Who wouldn't anyway?
Sunday, January 3, 2010
ds lite
This was our gift for the little girl last Christmas. My husband was having second thoughts of getting this for her since he thought that she is only 4 and won't really maximize the full potential of the game consul but lo and behold, after only a few days in her possession she's able to beat us in most of the games saved in her new toy. I guess this is what technology does for all of us. I am not complaining though as this is all good. For as long as she doesnt take her school for granted =) Now, let me check out some cardboard displays online. Be right back!
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